Okay, so I was doing some research today on keywords for my blog. I started by typing the phrase New Media Genius, without quotes, just to see what would come up as number one result. When the results appeared my eyes were drawn from the left to the right side of the page where the ads are shown. One of the ads read, “We Found New Media Genius!” another one read, “Looking For New Media Genius? Well, We Found Them!”
While the blatant misuse of Google AdWords is nothing new, my sudden annoyance with this type of marketing seemed to have really grown, and I just wanted to tell these people writing the ads to go back to marketing school!
Look people, if you advertise your services in the information about New Media section, you know what you’re gonna get? You’re gonna get PEOPLE LOOKING FOR INFORMATION ABOUT NEW MEDIA!
To be general, if you happen to sell oranges, a much more efficient use of your time would be to spend it figuring out where people wanting oranges are hanging out, and what they are saying to try to find them. This is much better than peddling your oranges in every search topic or street corner under the sun and then crossing your fingers! Got it?
3d, 3d, 3d… And Oh Yeah, 3dWhen the economy is set to fail mode, okay, even if it is “recovering” people are going to need a really good reason to go to movies. I mean it’s gotta be like, “Blasting fire and Transformers, like… coming at me, in like, 3d… you feel me? Or like, taking out this loan to pay for the movie tickets and small coke is just like, not gonna seem worth it.” And knowing this, the movie industry will undoubtedly keep us entertained by putting out more and more visually stimulating 3d experiences. I think watching all the major studios playing “top this” will be the most entertaining. I also predict there is going to be a race amongst the top companies of the technology world to see who can bring the best 3d experience to our home entertainment systems, phones, video games and website
s.
Striving for efficiency is nothing new to the World of Business, and what could possibly be a better example of efficiency than Virtual Events? I think one of the most important aspects of the whole virtual events thing is the benefit of mass training events for huge companies. Not to mention B2B marketing possibilities due to such a massive corporate reach. In my opinion, the strongest case for virtual events is, you don’t have to, nor should you ever have to sell really work hard on selling someone on the concept. Fact: Virtual events are the most effective way to address and train a much significantly higher amount of employees than before. This means everyone saves money, and valuable time. There is nothing more to say…it has been forever since there has been something so win-win!
I’ve Asked Once, I’ll Ask Again, Are You Into Feeds… Yet?I recently wrote a post about the use of Feeds, RSS and PIPES and included a few links to serve as a preface to those new to the subject of RSS feed aggregation. I plan to keep posting more in-depth articles about all things related to feeds and the like because the truth is, I predict that the use of these technologies is going to continue to grow tremendously. I also think that somewhere within the advancement of feeds lies the answer to the problem faced by many sites such as Youtube, which is how do they produce the most relevant results when a user initiates a video search. Youtube is challenged but determined to find the best and most efficient way of doing this, this is a challenge to any site that has a huge index of content that continuously grows by the second.
Know what I’ve realized?Two things. First thing I’ve realized is that when you look at about ten pages of people giving a “thumbs-up” (thanks picapp!) that the hand gesture itself, begins to lose all meaning. And the second thing I’ve realized is, great things really do only come from really, really hard work. Sad I guess, for some, but its the truth. I for one, am glad I learned this at such a young age because if I had not, who knows? I could have turned out to be an old women still hoping to strike it rich by scratching off lottery tickets.
Ooh! I might win a ton of money from this here five dollar investment, and about as much work as it took for me to drive to a Seven-Eleven and back!
Of course I would be thrilled if I won…but I could not imagine for a split-second that I would stop working. I know not everybody loves what they do and maybe that is what this article’s really about…I guess I just really love what I do.
I always knew since I was a little girl that whatever career I had when I was older, would be one that I loved, and one that made me happy. I had a really positive upbringing though. Simply meaning that I was always supported (emotionally), and never told that I couldn’t do or become whatever it was I dreamed of doing or becoming. So maybe that is what this article’s really about, My Mom!
[Sighs]
Great.
Okay Mom, turns out you were right, I do owe you everything. Thanks for teaching me that my mind is “valuable” and for not “letting” me win at Shoots and Ladders. (And I’m sorry for “breaking” the kitchen window when I lost at Shoots and Ladders, but I still don’t think you should have banned me from ever playing it again! How many years has it been? Can’t a kitchen door window break on it’s own from a person accidentally closing it too hard?)
Anyway, there you have it. I owe you everything, I even wrote a blog post about you, (and lots of people read my blog! They read it for New Media and marketing expertise though, so don’t expect this to happen too often. You know I’d do just about anything for you Mommy, but I will NOT screw up my SEO for you!) Thank you and I love you, mkay?
Now shut the hell up:)
Canonical URL by SEO No Duplicate WordPress Plugin
3 Types Of Obvious And Annoying FAKE Comments
27 Jan2010
Whether you’re reading through an endless love-fest of drippy customer testimonials or trying to stomach a mile-long page of cheesy product reviews from an affiliate landing page, fake comments are everywhere. Some are harder to decipher than others, but ultimately, I think they suck and have to go. Fake comments can take on many forms, ranging from the very creative to the not-so-much, and mostly its the the latter of the two. Here are three examples of the most prevalent species of annoyingly fake comments you are likely to come across on the web.
1) The Creator Has Discovered The Magic Of “Sock Accounts”
For those who don’t know, a “sock account” in Social Media speak, is an extra user account created by registering to the same site, using a different email address. Why would someone want two or more accounts for the same site? So they can stroke themselves and comment on their own stuff of course! And this is what it usually looks like:
These are easy to spot because you’ll notice the “commenter” will tend to not comment on the content, but rather put the focus on the person that made it…a little too much. This is usually an unconscious move on their part. These types of users also tend to fail to come up with user names much different from their first ones…sad, I know…but true.
Example:
= Same person.
2) Hollywood Has Discovered The Magic of Desperate Freelance Writers for Hire
Most Hollywood producers and agents are in the business of selling people as products. Does Miley Cyrus’s video on Youtube really need 200,000 comments? If for some unholy reason her ratings start to plunge, you bet your a$$ it does. Do you realize how many people count on her for their paychecks? Here’s how to tell the difference between the “brand pushing” comments from normal “fan luv”.
These are easy to spot, just look for a large block of comments created seconds apart from each other.
3) Its all Relative(s)
Sometimes users turn their family members and closest friends into their own personal “comment army”. These fake comments can usually be spotted by their unmistakably warm tone, as well as the use of nicknames. Like if the users name is Jack, but the commenter refers to him as “J-dawg”. Sometimes however, relatives that are aware you have an account and that you make videos, will take it upon themselves to spur you on…all on their own:
Thanks Mom.
Hey Please Share This Up If You Liked it. You Can Do So Below…;)